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#457760 - 03/23/09 08:47 PM Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings.  
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Several are included on the signature line--but if you have a favorite, feel free to share it. I'll start. This one is on a small engraved plaque I've attached to my bike.

"My Bike is a gift from our Children, purchased with money they will not inherit"

#457785 - 03/23/09 10:11 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Dick_at_Lake_Tahoe_NV]  
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On the back of a T-Shirt:

"If you can read this, the b**ch fell"


Polo
What do you say I lead, so I can keep up?...
2004 R1150RT Titan Gray - Gandalf.
Austin, TX "Pie-Town Crew" IBA# 15294
#457797 - 03/23/09 10:38 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Polo]  
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"If you see this bike on a trailer, it is being STOLEN!"


Cary, Gleno, Rodger, Paul,
Godspeed, my brothers.
We will never forget you.


Teach your children about taxes. Eat 40% of their ice cream cone.

Do you have a MotoReflective Reflective Kit (Link) for the rear of your BMW?
#457800 - 03/23/09 11:00 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Dick_at_Lake_Tahoe_NV]  
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"Skillful riding is as much a matter of developing good judgment as good technique"

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#457810 - 03/23/09 11:18 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: T__]  
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And on a Girl's T-shirt. "Does this bike make my butt look too Fast?"

#457813 - 03/23/09 11:22 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: T__]  
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On cornering technique: "In soft, out hard."


Don't fix it if it ain't broke, don't break it if you can't fix it.
#457820 - 03/23/09 11:46 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Selden]  
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T shirt many years ago in Daytona: "If you don't own a Harley, you ain't sh.t" - My question: If you own one, you are?


Age is a issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter... (Mark Twain)
Many years and 1 million (s)miles.

'05 R1200GS lotsa miles (sold)
'09 Yamaha Majesty - yes, a scooter
#457830 - 03/23/09 11:58 PM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Paul Mihalka]  
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Back of a T-shirt: "All I remember was ground sky ground sky ground sky MEDIVAC."


Russell
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
#457836 - 03/24/09 12:31 AM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Paul Mihalka]  
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Originally Posted By: Paul Mihalka
T shirt many years ago in Daytona: "If you don't own a Harley, you ain't sh.t" - My question: If you own one, you are?


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no sense reminding him every 6 months or so.
'96 R1100RT
'06 F650GS
#457862 - 03/24/09 01:32 AM Re: Fun (and funny) Motorcycle Sayings. [Re: Dick_at_Lake_Tahoe_NV]  
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The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off


many more at http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html





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