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#959604 - 05/01/16 10:35 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Rocer]  
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#959647 - 05/02/16 11:59 AM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Sonor]  
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A good one from a coworker this morning....discussing a foggy/rainy crappy commute

Think about how dumb the "average" person is, then realize that 50% of the population is actually worse


-Keith (Yup, thats me...and my rubber chicken)

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#959648 - 05/02/16 12:15 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: OoPEZoO]  
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'Never waste money on cheap tools'
'No one ever got rich by wasting money'
'Never, ever, trust anyone who says "Trust me"'

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#959671 - 05/02/16 05:25 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: OoPEZoO]  
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Originally Posted By: OoPEZoO
A good one from a coworker this morning....discussing a foggy/rainy crappy commute

Think about how dumb the "average" person is, then realize that 50% of the population is actually worse



That's a bit arrogant, but funny has hell!

Dave rofl

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#959673 - 05/02/16 05:49 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Dave_zoom_zoom]  
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Originally Posted By: Dave_zoom_zoom
Originally Posted By: OoPEZoO
A good one from a coworker this morning....discussing a foggy/rainy crappy commute

Think about how dumb the "average" person is, then realize that 50% of the population is actually worse



That's a bit arrogant, but funny has hell!

Dave rofl


And thats the upside/downside of working in an engineering department.......There are a bunch of really smart people, but unfortunately, they usually know it


-Keith (Yup, thats me...and my rubber chicken)

Making the world a better place, one rubber chicken at a time!

'98 Buell S1 Lightning
'06 R1200GS
'86 Honda CB125
'00 R1100RT (parting out, PM me)
#959747 - 05/03/16 07:34 AM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Sonor]  
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One guy I worked with was full of them. only on I can remember is:

I feel more like I do now, than I did when I got here!

(Lemme know if you figure out what it means, will ya?)

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I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

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#959759 - 05/03/16 12:37 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Sonor]  
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#959762 - 05/03/16 01:09 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Sonor]  
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Not a "Fantastic Quote," but one that will ring in the hearts of those who knew him.

"Are you smellin' what I'm steppin' in?"


Cary, Gleno, Rodger, Paul,
Godspeed, my brothers.
We will never forget you.


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#959770 - 05/03/16 01:37 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: Sonor]  
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Another corker.............

Remember, wherever you go...................there you are....


I'll get my coat.....

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#959783 - 05/03/16 04:22 PM Re: Fantastic Quotes ... [Re: EffBee]  
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Originally Posted By: EffBee
Not a "Fantastic Quote," but one that will ring in the hearts of those who knew him.

"Are you smellin' what I'm steppin' in?"



Classic!

"I wouldn't s--t you, you're my favorite turd!"

"get your mind out of the gutter, so mine can flow by"


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
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