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#998497 - 10/06/17 01:25 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: brianh70]  
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Originally Posted by brianh70
Originally Posted by lkraus
Who would not like a good Central Rockies Autumn Powwow?


I know, right? Especially after a nice cup of coffee!!! grin


Or a few Taco Bell bean burritos!


If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious stuff...
#998556 - 10/06/17 10:17 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: lkraus]  
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Originally Posted by lkraus
Originally Posted by Bernie
Originally Posted by KTM Doug
Great photos and a lot of good lookin fun time folks. Wish I lived nearer as I could use a good FART rofl


Well, you could start a Western FART. I am sure there are some areas to ride west of the Rockies.
I don’t think Kinsley will charge you a huge royalty fee. Maybe a coffee or a donut. LOL


Who would not like a good Central Rockies Autumn Powwow?


CRAP that's funny thumbsup


Doug
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"Poor judgement makes for great stories"





#998564 - 10/07/17 12:44 AM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: lkraus]  
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Originally Posted by lkraus
Originally Posted by Bernie
Originally Posted by KTM Doug
Great photos and a lot of good lookin fun time folks. Wish I lived nearer as I could use a good FART rofl


Well, you could start a Western FART. I am sure there are some areas to ride west of the Rockies.
I don’t think Kinsley will charge you a huge royalty fee. Maybe a coffee or a donut. LOL


Who would not like a good Central Rockies Autumn Powwow?


We know a guy..

[Linked Image]


Bill

I didn't just ride in on a Buell.

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#998629 - 10/07/17 11:12 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: lkraus]  
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Originally Posted by lkraus
Originally Posted by Bernie
Originally Posted by KTM Doug
Great photos and a lot of good lookin fun time folks. Wish I lived nearer as I could use a good FART rofl


Well, you could start a Western FART. I am sure there are some areas to ride west of the Rockies.
I don’t think Kinsley will charge you a huge royalty fee. Maybe a coffee or a donut. LOL


Who would not like a good Central Rockies Autumn Powwow?

In


95% of an RT.

I haven't had too many Beemers, I just don't have enough time.
#998725 - 10/09/17 02:37 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: Kinsley]  
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Looks like it was a blast. Hopefully I can knock the dust off the bike and the rust off of myself for some trips next year.


-Keith (Yup, thats me...and my rubber chicken)

Making the world a better place, one rubber chicken at a time!

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'06 R1200GS
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#999024 - 10/14/17 06:32 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: Kinsley]  
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This is a quick quiz for all who attended FART. The answers are obvious.

1. These objects were found next to my trailer in the parking lot.

[Linked Image]

They are:

a. Remains of some spell cast by the Blairsville witch to make sure my bike didn't start.

b. Something left there by Harley riders.

c. The result of "one too many".

d. An attempt to open beers by someone who wasn't very good at it.


2. The person who was responsible, right before he did it said:

a. Here hold my beer.

b. Watch this.

c. I know what I'm doing.

d. Hey, I know how, I just opened my own.



3. The reason it didn't work on the next two tries is:

a. Someone did hold his beer.

b. No one bothered to watch.

c. He didn't know what he was doing.

d. Past performance is no guarantee of future success.

4. The beers were:

a. Local craft brew.
b. Any "light" beer
c. Bottled with defective glass
d. Expensive beers imported at great cost from other states

A hint for those who find the answer too difficult.


[Linked Image]

5. The responsible person lives in which state?

a. Georgia
b. Florida
c. Illinois
d. Tennessee

6. The responsible person serves which function on BMWST?

a. Forum fool
b. A bad example
c. One of the usual suspects.
d. Moderator


Give yourself 10 points for each correct answer.

For an additional 500 bonus points, how many unicorns were stuck on Black Beauty that night.

The member with the highest score will receive a special prize that will be treasured for years to come.


95% of an RT.

I haven't had too many Beemers, I just don't have enough time.
#999040 - 10/15/17 12:11 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: Bud]  
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rofl
A beer is either open or it is not open. Those two look open. That is a 100% success rate. beer


-Mike
'08 GSA
"If I don't like it, I'm not blaming myself!"
K. Greiff
"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."
M. Jagger
#999047 - 10/15/17 03:37 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: greiffster]  
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Originally Posted by greiffster
rofl
A beer is either open or it is not open.


That reads like a Zen koan.


Don't fix it if it ain't broke, don't break it if you can't fix it.
#999053 - 10/15/17 05:07 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: Bud]  
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I was the recipient of the New Belgium opened by the Master beer opener. That first sip was a doozy.


Ken Martin
11 R1200RT Thunder Gray
04 R1150RT Titan Gray (sold)
07 Tuono 1000R

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#999115 - 10/16/17 09:35 PM Re: Official FART 2017 Check-in + Photos [Re: BMW_Ken]  
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Originally Posted by BMW_Ken
I was the recipient of the New Belgium opened by the Master beer opener. That first sip was a doozy.


There was cold beer and the church key was clear across the parking lot. Panic was ensuing.


-Mike
'08 GSA
"If I don't like it, I'm not blaming myself!"
K. Greiff
"Anything worth doing is worth overdoing."
M. Jagger
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