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szurszewski

This is for the best. My father, my son and I have each died - several times over - as a result of popcorn from various hardware stores. Always after a lengthy and arduous sickness. I am glad the government is spending the people's tax dollars protecting us in this way, and my only wish is that it happened sooner so as to have prevented my multiple untimely deaths.

 

Watch out, Les Schwab, I say - next they will come for you!

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Now that's just dumb. What'd he say, they were gonna need something like a regular restaurant license? Baloney. All because someone reached in there with a bare hand. Just put it behind the counter so they have to ask for it.

 

Go watch the vegetables over at the grocery store. People touch that stuff all day long. Sniffing, poking, squeezing. Crimony. If I owned a grocery store there would be a big sign above all the veggies: "IF YOU TOUCHED IT, YOU BOUGHT IT.

 

I'm sure you could collect some disturbing video over at the gumball machine too. All them little snot nosed kids. It can't be good....

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