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#1000355 - 11/06/17 07:39 PM Bumper Stickers  
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My wife saw a great Bumper Sticker the other day and just had to pass it along. It read, "Keep Tailgating and I will set off your Airbags."

So what you got?


aka "Z-Man"
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#1000356 - 11/06/17 08:36 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Not a bumper sticker, but when I get 'round to it, I'ma get me this hitch cover for my truck:

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Richard
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#1000357 - 11/06/17 08:57 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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A couple of my favorites.

"Honk if you love Jesus; Text if you want to see him."

"My driving scares me too!"


Chris Kinney
Atlanta, GA
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'79 GS1000S
#1000382 - 11/07/17 03:10 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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"Who are you to question why your God doesn't want me to believe in him."


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000384 - 11/07/17 03:36 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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Saw one this weekend at the Galveston Lone Star Rally that said.......remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous


David
RT WET
#1000398 - 11/07/17 12:50 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Always liked “Caution, in the event of rapture driver will disappear “


Jim Carter
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#1000414 - 11/07/17 02:49 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Saw this once on an old Ford truck: "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"
Another one that used to be popular: "Envision Whirled Peas"
And one that was VERY popular in the '60's: "Watch my ass, not hers!"


Regards,
Randy
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'05 Ducati ST3
'06 K1200S
#1000415 - 11/07/17 02:52 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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There's the one that goes with that: "Come the rapture, can I have your car?"

I hate to say it, but this thread is a deceptively slippery slope. So many bumper stickers are political in some way (probably ought to include religion as political discussion).

Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle).


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000417 - 11/07/17 03:02 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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Originally Posted by elkroeger


Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle).


There are MANY versions of "Keep Portland Weird" - ranging from the hipsters' Keep Portland Beard, to the local IBEW's Keep Portland Wired ...and far beyond.

My favorite, though, is the rarely seen Keep Portland Sanctimonious wink


*insert witty remark here*
#1000423 - 11/07/17 03:18 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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If there’s one for Ballard then there has to be one for Capitol Hill. Saw one this summer “Bend Sucks”. Apparently the residents aren’t altogether happy with the influx.


Jim Carter
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#1000440 - 11/07/17 05:57 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: mickeym3]  
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Seen on a lifted truck: "If you can't stop, smile as you go under."

And on a Bug (in the 80's): "Space Panties: For girls who think their buns are out of this world!"


2004 BMW R1150RT - "Frau"
2006 Kawasaki KLR650 - "The Battle Bike"
1981 Yamaha XJ550 Maxim - "Max" (Gone)
1973 Suzuki TC100 Trailblazer - "Trouble" (Gone)
1970 Honda CT70 - "The Gateway Bike" (Gone)
#1000444 - 11/07/17 06:46 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: brianh70]  
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From the town in Michigan that hosted my education: "Mt. Pleasant, it is neither". smile


If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious stuff...
#1000461 - 11/07/17 10:43 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Lone_RT_rider]  
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The one I like in Wa.
In Bellevue they call it Sushi....In Ballard they call it Fishbait...


Norm

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#1000473 - 11/08/17 01:05 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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My kid beat up your honor student

My dog is smarter than your honor student

Your kid's an honor student, but you're a moron.

My kid is a honor student.

Your honor student is the mailman's kid...

it goes on and on like that.


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000474 - 11/08/17 01:08 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Oh, my all time favorite:

TV is to news, as bumper stickers are to philosophy.


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000535 - 11/08/17 11:21 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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A small contribution to the honor student list, seen some years ago in Oklahoma City:

My kid is a Hooker Honor Student.

I suppose (hope) that there's a school of that name in the environs.

Not to be snarky, as the people I've met in Oklahoma are some of the nicest, even to wise guys like me who, growing up in NYC, have developed perhaps too great a sense of irony.


Lincoln
Taos, NM/Ann Arbor, MI

2002 R1150RT red
2001 R1150GS, black
1978 R100S smoke red
1967 R69S black (of course)
#1000685 - 11/11/17 03:57 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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#1000720 - 11/11/17 08:42 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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#1000855 - 11/13/17 05:21 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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Originally Posted by elkroeger


Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle).


The local variation, for a North San Diego County neighborhood: Keep Leucadia Funky


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#1000868 - 11/13/17 08:33 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Pray for snow!


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000970 - 11/15/17 04:29 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Technically this was restroom graffiti, not a bumper sticker, but I think you'll forgive me. Remember way back in the 60s-70s, there was a line going around "Don't trust anyone over 30"?

Seen by me back in the day in a Squaw Valley Ski Area restroom: Don't trust anyone under 6000 ft.!


"Dry-Town" Crew, San Diego
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'12 Kawasaki KLX250S
'04 R1150RT (gone)
'02 Suzuki V-Strom (gone)
#1000989 - 11/15/17 09:51 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Not technically a bumper sticker, but...

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