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#1000355 - 11/06/17 07:39 PM Bumper Stickers  
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My wife saw a great Bumper Sticker the other day and just had to pass it along. It read, "Keep Tailgating and I will set off your Airbags."

So what you got?


aka "Z-Man"
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"If cagers can do something stupid, they will."
#1000356 - 11/06/17 08:36 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Not a bumper sticker, but when I get 'round to it, I'ma get me this hitch cover for my truck:

[Linked Image]


Richard
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#1000357 - 11/06/17 08:57 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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A couple of my favorites.

"Honk if you love Jesus; Text if you want to see him."

"My driving scares me too!"


Chris Kinney
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#1000382 - 11/07/17 03:10 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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"Who are you to question why your God doesn't want me to believe in him."


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000384 - 11/07/17 03:36 AM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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Saw one this weekend at the Galveston Lone Star Rally that said.......remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous


David
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#1000398 - 11/07/17 12:50 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Always liked “Caution, in the event of rapture driver will disappear “


Jim Carter
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#1000414 - 11/07/17 02:49 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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Saw this once on an old Ford truck: "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny"
Another one that used to be popular: "Envision Whirled Peas"
And one that was VERY popular in the '60's: "Watch my ass, not hers!"


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Randy
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#1000415 - 11/07/17 02:52 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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There's the one that goes with that: "Come the rapture, can I have your car?"

I hate to say it, but this thread is a deceptively slippery slope. So many bumper stickers are political in some way (probably ought to include religion as political discussion).

Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle).


I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess.

Eric
#1000417 - 11/07/17 03:02 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: elkroeger]  
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Originally Posted by elkroeger


Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle).


There are MANY versions of "Keep Portland Weird" - ranging from the hipsters' Keep Portland Beard, to the local IBEW's Keep Portland Wired ...and far beyond.

My favorite, though, is the rarely seen Keep Portland Sanctimonious wink


*insert witty remark here*
#1000423 - 11/07/17 03:18 PM Re: Bumper Stickers [Re: Sonor]  
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If there’s one for Ballard then there has to be one for Capitol Hill. Saw one this summer “Bend Sucks”. Apparently the residents aren’t altogether happy with the influx.


Jim Carter
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