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#778617 - 05/20/12 12:53 AM Great retirement plan for a poor man
taters Offline
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Registered: 11/15/04
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Loc: mays landing , new jersey
Dont sweat it if you are nearing retirement and don't have a dime. Here's the plan....
Get $500 for a ticket to norway. Go to the nearest bank and rob it. Wait for the police.
They will put you in jail. But you will have your own room, private bathroom, a computer and a tv.. Access to the gym, and library and game room .. Some beautiful leggy blond guards. No downside. Ya gotta admit its a great plan
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#778646 - 05/20/12 08:40 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
4wheeldog Offline
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Might work for the first guy.....But the second guy is going to get deported. How much you want to bet?

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#778653 - 05/20/12 09:21 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
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Registered: 11/10/02
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Loc: Antioch, Ca
Living on EZ street in Norway won't last long for a bank robber. I'm guessing a year or less in jail.
This guy killed 77 people in Norway and he is only facing a 21 year prison sentence.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-5741...y-or-acquittal/
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#778661 - 05/20/12 10:47 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: upflying]
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Yup......They would deport him, if they had a place to send him.

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#778663 - 05/20/12 10:58 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
Peter Parts Offline
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Registered: 09/01/09
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Loc: Toronto and Delray Beach, FL
I suppose you could post more light-hearted fun about Norway or spoil everybody's laugh by comparing the disfunctional US "correctional" system to what is done in the rest of the world.

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#778778 - 05/20/12 10:17 PM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
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Loc: Seattle
I'm a pro public-hangings-for-horsethieves-and-bank-robbers kind of guy....
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#778871 - 05/21/12 10:57 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: elkroeger]
4wheeldog Offline
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Registered: 06/12/02
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I don't think we ever hung bank robbers, if nobody was killed. Horse thieves got hung when they left someone afoot, which could be equivalent to murder, when the victim was far from help.

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#778875 - 05/21/12 11:01 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: Peter Parts]
4wheeldog Offline
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Yep, you canuckians are certainly morally superior when compared the hicks to your south.
And seldom miss a chance to try to make the point.

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#778892 - 05/21/12 11:46 AM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
MT Wallet Offline
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Registered: 03/01/11
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Loc: North 'Freezin', Dakota
4wheeldog, I can't agree more. I don't remember a post where anyone here criticized Canada or other coutry with regularity some of our Canadian friend do the U.S. Maybe our manners aren't that bad after all.
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#779009 - 05/21/12 08:45 PM Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man [Re: taters]
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MT Wallet: Don't let it bother you -- just recognize it as the grumblings of the country that has tried to grow in our shadow. :shrug:

Say, d'ya know how every Canadian joke starts?
A: "Canuck, Canuck..."

rofl
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