#778617 - 05/20/12 05:53 AM
Great retirement plan for a poor man
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taters
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Dont sweat it if you are nearing retirement and don't have a dime. Here's the plan.... Get $500 for a ticket to norway. Go to the nearest bank and rob it. Wait for the police. They will put you in jail. But you will have your own room, private bathroom, a computer and a tv.. Access to the gym, and library and game room .. Some beautiful leggy blond guards. No downside. Ya gotta admit its a great plan
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#778653 - 05/20/12 02:21 PM
Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man
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Living on EZ street in Norway won't last long for a bank robber. I'm guessing a year or less in jail. This guy killed 77 people in Norway and he is only facing a 21 year prison sentence. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-5741...y-or-acquittal/
Bob Reno,NV
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#778663 - 05/20/12 03:58 PM
Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man
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I suppose you could post more light-hearted fun about Norway or spoil everybody's laugh by comparing the disfunctional US "correctional" system to what is done in the rest of the world.
Ben
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#779009 - 05/22/12 01:45 AM
Re: Great retirement plan for a poor man
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MT Wallet: Don't let it bother you -- just recognize it as the grumblings of the country that has tried to grow in our shadow. :shrug: Say, d'ya know how every Canadian joke starts? A: "Canuck, Canuck..." 
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