Bud Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I had 3 gold marker beads implanted in my prostate this morning. Easy, peasy. The urologist said to never tell a woman that I have them. He said it gives a new meaning to the term "Gold Digger". Link to comment
tallman Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Boo Wonder if it'll be a TSA problem... Link to comment
szurszewski Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 This isn't the same guy that said you'd become a compulsive shoe buyer, is it? Link to comment
Bud Posted January 26, 2017 Author Share Posted January 26, 2017 Yes, got my first hormone shot today as well. Resisting heading on over to Amazon to shoe shop. Link to comment
greiffster Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Just go with the flow, Bud. Link to comment
Antimatter Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 As long as everything comes out all right in the end. Link to comment
mickeym3 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 This too shall pass... Link to comment
BULLman Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 After my prep for my Colonoscopy, as I was been wheeled into the room where the MAGIC was going to happen. The doctor asked how my prep went. I told him "I was sooooooooooo cleaned out that when I walked in from the parking lot - I whistled! Link to comment
Chris K Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 My first prostate exam was at 8 AM appointment. My doctor told me as he was putting on his rubber glove, "Well Chris, I you are not fully awake you are going to be now." I had no context until 30 seconds later! Link to comment
Sonor Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 So Bud, as they say in New England, "he's a pissa." Link to comment
MarkAZ Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 Where I worked several years ago, the company sponsored periodic on-site health screenings for employees, among others a prostate screening...PSA and DRE. At one of them my coworker who was a bit younger than me went for his first prostate screening, He came back with his eyes wide and said 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME???' Being an IT type he assumed the 'digital' in DRE was some sort of computerized test. I got a good laugh at it but he didn't appreciate the humor. Link to comment
Bud Posted February 5, 2017 Author Share Posted February 5, 2017 Where I worked several years ago, the company sponsored periodic on-site health screenings for employees, among others a prostate screening...PSA and DRE. At one of them my coworker who was a bit younger than me went for his first prostate screening, He came back with his eyes wide and said 'DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME???' Being an IT type he assumed the 'digital' in DRE was some sort of computerized test. I got a good laugh at it but he didn't appreciate the humor. My Urologist's partner is his wife. When I went for my first appointment, she performed the DRE. I took one look at the very large wedding ring and prayed she wasn't going to use her ring finger. She didn't, but she has very short fingers and I thought she was interested in my sexually because a lot of her hand was involved!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Redman Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 ..... he assumed the 'digital' in DRE was some sort of computerized test. ... Could have told him it wasn't digital, it was anal-log. . Link to comment
Ridgerunner Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) I have had a high PSA number since my first PSA 15 years ago so I see a Urologist every 6 mo. My first visit after the ACA passed he asked me if I wanted the Affordable Care Act exam or the regular exam. I asked what was the difference? He said "I can't afford to use lube with the Affordable Care Act exam". I told him I'd gladly pay extra for the regular exam. Edited February 6, 2017 by Glenn Reed Link to comment
doc47 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Anal-log.............ooooooh! Link to comment
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