Sonor Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 My wife saw a great Bumper Sticker the other day and just had to pass it along. It read, "Keep Tailgating and I will set off your Airbags." So what you got? Link to comment
Rougarou Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Not a bumper sticker, but when I get 'round to it, I'ma get me this hitch cover for my truck: Link to comment
Chris K Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 A couple of my favorites. "Honk if you love Jesus; Text if you want to see him." "My driving scares me too!" Link to comment
elkroeger Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 "Who are you to question why your God doesn't want me to believe in him." Link to comment
Skywagon Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Saw one this weekend at the Galveston Lone Star Rally that said.......remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous Link to comment
mickeym3 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Always liked “Caution, in the event of rapture driver will disappear “ Link to comment
beemerboy Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Saw this once on an old Ford truck: "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" Another one that used to be popular: "Envision Whirled Peas" And one that was VERY popular in the '60's: "Watch my ass, not hers!" Link to comment
elkroeger Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 There's the one that goes with that: "Come the rapture, can I have your car?" I hate to say it, but this thread is a deceptively slippery slope. So many bumper stickers are political in some way (probably ought to include religion as political discussion). Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle). Link to comment
szurszewski Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle). There are MANY versions of "Keep Portland Weird" - ranging from the hipsters' Keep Portland Beard, to the local IBEW's Keep Portland Wired ...and far beyond. My favorite, though, is the rarely seen Keep Portland Sanctimonious Link to comment
mickeym3 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 If there's one for Ballard then there has to be one for Capitol Hill. Saw one this summer “Bend Sucks”. Apparently the residents aren't altogether happy with the influx. Link to comment
brianh70 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Seen on a lifted truck: "If you can't stop, smile as you go under." And on a Bug (in the 80's): "Space Panties: For girls who think their buns are out of this world!" Link to comment
Lone_RT_rider Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 From the town in Michigan that hosted my education: "Mt. Pleasant, it is neither". Link to comment
Norm 88 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 The one I like in Wa. In Bellevue they call it Sushi....In Ballard they call it Fishbait... Link to comment
elkroeger Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 My kid beat up your honor student My dog is smarter than your honor student Your kid's an honor student, but you're a moron. My kid is a honor student. Your honor student is the mailman's kid... it goes on and on like that. Link to comment
elkroeger Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Oh, my all time favorite: TV is to news, as bumper stickers are to philosophy. Link to comment
Lincoln_Faller Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 A small contribution to the honor student list, seen some years ago in Oklahoma City: My kid is a Hooker Honor Student. I suppose (hope) that there's a school of that name in the environs. Not to be snarky, as the people I've met in Oklahoma are some of the nicest, even to wise guys like me who, growing up in NYC, have developed perhaps too great a sense of irony. Link to comment
BeemerBerg Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 from an old jaguar: "All parts falling off this car are of the finish British workmanship" Link to comment
Missouri Bob Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 "Bend over, I'll drive." Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Here's one nobody can disagree with: Keep Ballard Weird. (Ballard is a neighborhood in Seattle). The local variation, for a North San Diego County neighborhood: Keep Leucadia Funky Link to comment
Bill_Walker Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Technically this was restroom graffiti, not a bumper sticker, but I think you'll forgive me. Remember way back in the 60s-70s, there was a line going around "Don't trust anyone over 30"? Seen by me back in the day in a Squaw Valley Ski Area restroom: Don't trust anyone under 6000 ft.! Link to comment
poodad Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Not technically a bumper sticker, but... Link to comment
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