Hosstage Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 No dude, it blends. I don't even really notice it. 2 Link to comment
roadscholar Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 7 hours ago, John Ranalletta said: A few years ago several of us were riding offroad in Appalachian banjo country and we ran across some local bear hunters, the old guys looked like the dudes on Duck Dynasty and the young ones had no sense of humor at all. Afterwards my buddy Scott (a Marine Lieutenant) said, these guys are why no one will attack America on our home soil : ) 3 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 1 hour ago, roadscholar said: A few years ago several of us were riding offroad in Appalachian banjo country and we ran across some local bear hunters, the old guys looked like the dudes on Duck Dynasty and the young ones had no sense of humor at all. Afterwards my buddy Scott (a Marine Lieutenant) said, these guys are why no one will attack America on our home soil : ) I've always said the same. We've got far more armament in civilian hands than does the army of Russia. Link to comment
John Ranalletta Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 15 minutes ago, Hosstage said: I've always said the same. We've got far more armament in civilian hands than does the army of Russia. No one will ever know, but latest estimates are ca. 400 million firearms of all types. 1 1 Link to comment
roadscholar Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 One of these guys was a Marine commander, another a Navy fighter pilot, and one is from S. Ga that understands and can translate all southern dialects and has enough guns to hold off a battalion : ) 2 1 Link to comment
Joe Frickin' Friday Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 7 hours ago, Hosstage said: No dude, it blends. I don't even really notice it. The proportions make it look like a bosozoku bike. 2 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 Made me laugh, but kind of disturbing too. 1 Link to comment
BamaJohn Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 On 8/14/2024 at 9:25 PM, John Ranalletta said: I have a nice little dog house ...in case you need somewhere to sleep tonight.......jb 1 1 Link to comment
wbw6cos Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 2 hours ago, Lowndes said: Would you care to elaborate? 1 4 Link to comment
Rougarou Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 5 hours ago, BamaJohn said: I have a nice little dog house ...in case you need somewhere to sleep tonight.......jb This lady knows the facts 1 3 Link to comment
SDCRJohn Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Marie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Boudreaux, you need to go out and fix da outhouse!" Boudreaux replies, "Dere ain't nuthin wrong wid da outhouse." Marie yells back, "Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it." So.......Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Marie dere ain't nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! " Marie replies, "Stick yur head in da hole!" Boudreaux yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in dat hole!" Marie says, "Ya have to stick yur head in da hole to see what to fix." So with that, Boudreaux sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,"Marie - Dere ain't nuthin wrong with dis outhouse!" Marie hollers back, "Now take your head out of da hole!" Boudreaux proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, and then starts yelling, "Marie - Help! My beard is stuck in da cracks in da toilet seat!" To which Marie replies, "Hurts, don't it?" 1 4 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 17 Author Share Posted August 17 ^ moral of the story ^ trim those hedges” Another funny one. 1 Link to comment
John Ranalletta Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 NSFW...language. It's a wonder we survived. 1 3 Link to comment
SDCRJohn Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submittd by pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit S: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget poundng on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget 4 1 Link to comment
John Ranalletta Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 14 hours ago, TEWKS said: Kind of true "If you're worried about what others think of you, stop worrying because nobody's thinking of you." 4 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 18 Author Share Posted August 18 31 minutes ago, John Ranalletta said: "If you're worried about what others think of you, stop worrying because nobody's thinking of you." Nobody left an ART saying to themselves, "How could Ranalletta be seen on a 14 y/o motorcycle?" I was on my 32 year old motorcycle yesterday. So I’ve completely given up on the hey “look at me” mindset but 40 years ago maybe not so much. 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 I show up on my worn out old bike and I'm sure others are thinking "how is that thing still running?" 3 1 1 Link to comment
Lowndes Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Hostage, you think that's bad, I show up on my worn out old bikes AND THEY QUIT RUNNING. IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. Wanna trade bikes?? 2 1 3 Link to comment
duckhawk64 Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, John Ranalletta said: "If you're worried about what others think of you, stop worrying because nobody's thinking of you." When people hate you, at least your popular. A la, 1st level management. 1 Link to comment
Rougarou Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, Hosstage said: I show up on my worn out old bike and I'm sure others are thinking "how is that thing still running?" Have you seen my RT? 1 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 18 Author Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, Rougarou said: Have you seen my RT? Hey It’s not that bad…Oh wait never mind! 1 Link to comment
Rougarou Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 8 minutes ago, TEWKS said: Hey It’s not that bad…Oh wait never mind! Haha, the USS NEW ORLEANS,.....love the story on that one!!!! A testament to the damage control parties on that boat. 2 1 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 18 Author Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, Rougarou said: Haha, the USS NEW ORLEANS,.....love the story on that one!!!! A testament to the damage control parties on that boat. I just picked out an old battle damaged warship for the funny but wow, that sure was a story. Sailed backwards so not to sink to Sydney Australia for temporary repairs. edit those guys could do the unimaginable 2 Link to comment
Hank in WV Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 6 hours ago, Hosstage said: I show up on my worn out old bike and I'm sure others are thinking "how is that thing still running?" I show up on my old bike and I'm sure others are thinking "how is he still running". 1 3 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 19 Author Share Posted August 19 As a driving teen, I came into possession of a very used “Chevy Chevette” and I often joked if I could pick up a girl in this car “It’s all me”! 1 1 Link to comment
Rougarou Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 28 minutes ago, TEWKS said: As a driving teen, I came into possession of a very used “Chevy Chevette” and I often joked if I could pick up a girl in this car “It’s all me”! Hey, at least you can say you had a 'vette. I had a '79 Pinto 2 Link to comment
Skywagon Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 First car… 1962 Corvair… no AC in Texas 1 Link to comment
Rougarou Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 2 minutes ago, Skywagon said: First car… 1962 Corvair… no AC in Texas I had the use of my brothers '77 Ford Courier, no AC, SW LA humidity. While stationed in Okinawa, the sub-tropics, after the first year, I'd drive with no AC. Link to comment
9Mary7 Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 36 minutes ago, Skywagon said: First car… 1962 Corvair… no AC in Texas At least all the extra heat was in the back!! 1 Link to comment
Hosstage Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 5 minutes ago, Skywagon said: Dogs pray too Please God, bring more Milk Bones! 1 4 Link to comment
TEWKS Posted August 23 Author Share Posted August 23 Now the biggest danger on the way to school is making damn sure she doesn’t get berries in her “venti” Strawberry Açaí Refresher. Yup we failed the test. Oh wait, this is supposed to be funny!!! 2 Link to comment
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